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Your life is 54% crappy!

Your life is fairly crappy. There are parts that aren’t complete crap, but life could use some serious rotto router.

That seems a little low, but then again it could be a lot worse I guess…

You are 92% Suicidal

I know how you feel, trust me. Believe that things are getting beter. Don’t kill yourself, Trust me: You are great, I know this because I was like you, Maybe I still am, the point is HOLD ON!! Music can help you, the lyrics and stuff. If people don’t see how great you are, then THEY’RE stupid, not you! Love, Karolien

How Suicidal Are You?

So what else is new? And how the heck are things getting better when all they’re getting is worse? Anyway, don’t worry, won’t do it simply because I’m too much of a coward for that… Or maybe also because there’s still that tiny shred of hope left, too little to be of any use, too much to let me say there’s nothing left to lose…

How will I die? Your Result: You will die from a terminal illness. My apologies. In the future, there will be more effective medication to help absolve the pain and discomfort. Do not fear pain or hospitals. To endure illness is divine and will reap many rewards in the next life.
You will die in a car accident.
You will die in a nuclear holocaust.
You will be murdered.
You will die while saving someone’s life.
You will die in your sleep.
You will die of boredom.
You will die while having sex.
How will I die?

All the nice options in the 2nd half of the list, typical… And if that’s so “divine”, why don’t you rush to do it instead, eh?

You Feel Like You Don’t Fit In 72% Of The Time

You often find life a challenge. Things that seem to come easy to others are trying for you. You haven’t found your place yet and probably, on your bad days, wonder if you will. Do not lose hope, though. The world was not made for you, or so you may think. But you can still make a piece of it your own.

Do You Have a Place in This World?

This seems pretty accurate, don’t you agree? It could actually even be a bit higher perhaps… But that hope is long past the moment when it could still be useful, now all that’s left is that tiny bit that just keeps you from saying you have nothing left to lose…

How violent are you? Your Result: Edgy If you are provoked enough you’ll do something about it. In a bad situation you have a small chance of kicking ass. For the most part you keep it real.
Risque
Chilled out
Antisocial
Ice Cold Killer
How violent are you?

Once again, seems quite accurate…

You are 26% evil!

You’re almost no evil at all, you are mostly good, but it CAN leak out some evil out of you. But only if someone who is evil has filled your mind with hate, you think about using your evil side against him.

How evil are you?

I certainly hope so, regarding both parts of the assessment. After all, you can’t defeat evil by being good, that only happens in movies and stories.

You are 72% addicted to the internet.

You are seriously addicted to the internet. Perhaps you should consider therapy…. yes Internet Addicts anonymous, we meet in a chat room every Friday night… see you there!

Are you addicted to the Internet?

Funny, but seems about right. After all, all that’s left of my life is on-line… Interesting how the percentages of being addicted to the Internet and not fitting in this world are the same.

I actually have one more like this to post, told you I was bored that day, but I’ll leave it for another time when I’ll need a “filler”.